Weekly Update 24

Hello everyone and welcome to my first automated upload! What a thrill, to see me become more versed in the ways of online blogging. For this installment, we will assume that I have the same number of rejections: 25, and we will talk about my long and illustrious career as a “cruiseman.”

I have been cruising with Carnival Cruise Line for years because of my mom and her wife. They are avid cruisers and masters of the art. After years of cruising, I finally discovered the perfect way to enjoy one’s time on the sea: reading.

Every cruiser knows that reading is best enjoyed lounging on simi-hard lawn chairs under an unforgiving oceanic sun (nature’s perfect book light). There is truly nothing like reading on a luxury ocean liner, around all of the screaming kids and splashing water. All jokes aside, reading on a cruise ship is actually very fun. I am bringing Rick Riordan’s Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard with me, book one specifically, The Sword of Summer. I am halfway through it now and it is spectacular, mainly because of my time spent playing the latest God of War games.

Well, time for me to get back to cruising. By the time you read this, I will be smack dab in the middle of the Gulf of Mexico! So, wish me luck I guess.